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tiktok-itsaclock:

invisiblink:

solanda:

who even

ice ice baby

the noise i just made

tiktok-itsaclock:

invisiblink:

solanda:

who even

ice ice baby

the noise i just made

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

earthnation:

all faces are made of skin and bones but some are considered attractive and some aren’t and that’s weird to think about

  • murderer: i am going to kill you
  • man: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
  • murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

(Source: gaksdesigns)

doctormodel:

saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

poopflow:

there is something magical about blogging a simply put post with absolutely no false hidden meanings

(Source: poopflow)

shavingryansprivates:

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

shavingryansprivates:

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

(Source: bromar)

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

I just realized that the word “short” is longer than the word “long”

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(Source: harryshizz)

theuppitynegras:

firstladysexyfineass:

Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

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(Source: narret)

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