commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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daily life.

mermaidmannequin:

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zuky:

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

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hikamitz:

timelordd:

susannaholmes:

iggymarauder:

ackn0w1edged:

effiesgreenwig:

capitolwhore:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

Just shat my pants

holy shat

LORD

NONONONONONO

oh

my

gosh

OMG THAT DOG IMAGE PRETTY MUCH SUMS EVERYTHING UP

WHY

I started crying a little bit, that scared the shit outa me 0.0

OMFG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD.

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)